Oregon Police Search For Toilet Arsonist

Oregon cops are combing the area in Salem for the flagrant perpetrators of toilet fire crimes:

"Oregon State Police are searching for an arsonist who burned two public toilets on Sunday at the Capitol Mall in Salem causing more than $15,000 in damage.

The police have asked the public to step forward with any information that could help them find whoever set multiple fires Sunday afternoon.

Although no one was hurt, the damage to the two toilets and an entryway is estimated at more than $15,000.

A family walking by saw black smoke and flames, and called the Salem Fire Department at 2:50 p.m. Sunday as they walked by the toilet at the north end of the mall.

That toilet suffered the worst of the damage with the plastic melting down and flames scorching a glass-enclosed entryway to the parking garage below.

About 45 minutes after the first fire, a second toilet was torched. City firefighters responded quickly and saved the structure, but the damage was done.

The mall now is without a functional toilet and people aren't happy about it."

Poor shoppers are left with no place to pee....

The Salem cops ought to talk to the Woodburn Fire department.

Someone exploded and melted a portable pot building in Settlemier Park a few months back.....melted plastic all over the damn place.

Read the rest of this criminal report on Oregon's toilet arsons....it's the longest toilet-related fire report I've ever read.

LOLLLL!