A family in Norway found a trespasser in the family toilet when their 3 year boy went in to take a whizzzz. After hearing screams, the father spotted a potential penis biting reptile was that was present in the toilet bowl...A 3 POUND TEJU:
"A carnivorous teju, or tegus, a large black and yellow South American lizard, was lurking there," newspaper Bergensavisen reports.
"Not a nice experience," is the father's summary. He came running when he heard the sound of screaming from the family toilet.
The Akvariet (aquarium) in Bergen was called, and reptile expert Remi Andersen paid a house call. He confirmed that the animal in the apartment in the Nordnes district of Bergen was a 1.5 kilo (3.3 lb) teju.
The teju is capable of holding it's breath for half an hour, which probably explains how it managed to navigate its way through the sewer and up into the family toilet. The family is lucky they looked, rather than sat, first.
It is illegal to import or own such reptiles in Norway, but the Akvariet has been allowed to keep the beast."
This the Teju on the toilet in it's new home.
It certainly pays to look in the toilet and turn on the light before you pee!!